I'm torn about True Blood. One one hand I like it, on another hand I think it's an utterly crappy show. I fucking hate everything about Sookie. I hate her accent. I would murder her accent if it were alive and her gap tooth annoys the hell out of me. I'm not usually this shallow or mean, and I'm all for accepting your flaws BUT YOU'RE ON TELEVISION SO GET IT FIXED WOMAN.

I dislike Bill the vampire, he's like the non-sparkling version of Edward in True Blood, except that he's less handsome than novel!Edward and 100000000000000 times more good looking than Robert 'Got smashed in the face with a frying pan' Pattison. I don't get the swooning over him. SRS.

ERIC NORTHMAN >> EDWARD/BILL, so it goes without saying that ALEXANDER SKARSGARD >> PAN-FACED PATTISON (but I'll end up watching New Moon anyway, so that argument is utterly lax). But as far as actors go, if Bill were anything like his actor IRL, he would be totally awesome. Stephen Moyer is totally awesome and says awesome things like wanting A HOT GAY SEX SCENE BETWEEN BILL AND ERIC. AWESOMESAUCE!

Forget SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEH, Eric wants you!

Naruto manga get to the point please. You're fucking boring the pants off me. Danzo, like Maryann and Eggs before him should seriously GTFO and DIAF. And WTF SAKURA WHORING HER ASS OFF TO NARUTO, EVEN NARUTO'S NOT THAT BIG OF A NAIVE FOOL NOT TO SEE THAT COMING A MILE AWAY. SERIOUS SAKURA BASHING RIGHT THERE! WTH Kishimoto?!

Bleach manga as much as it is dragging one match after another is at least getting more shit done than Naruto, but SOMEONE FIX HIYORI SOON PLZKTHX!

SPOILERS ART HERE

A few months ago I was really into Pandora Hearts after being introduced to it by beppin14, but I watched the anime and lost interest in the manga after about 1 chapter. Meanwhile I got really into two other mangas, one was Fullmetal Alchemist because the new series was being aired on Animax (WHICH SHOWED A NEW OP WITH OMFGYAY OLIVIER MILLA ARMSTRONG. ILU! ♥) another was Kuroshitsuji.

Kuroshitsuji shares a lot of similarities with Pandora incidentally.

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE: The annoying kid.
Pandora counterpart: Oz Vesalius, though he is so much more annoying that Oz. But whereas Oz is warm, kind and caring, Ciel is cold, manipulative and pretty much heartless.

To be fair, the only reason I find Ciel annoying as heck is because he's a kid, which makes his cold indifference and angst irritating. Ciel wears an eyepatch because he made a deal with a demon and has the seal mark on his eye, dresses in drag on at least two occasions, has boring ass conversations about tea with Sebastian as the former is DRESSING HIM and has a love-hate dependency and NEED for Sebastian to constantly be there for him. If he were older, I'd really like him, but he's a kid, so naturally that makes him irritating. I really hate kids. He also waltz around with a pimp cane. I hate Ciel. But also like Oz, Ciel has a really cool family name and I'm not just saying this because Oz's family name is also the name of Rau Le Creuset's ship in Gundam SEED.

SEBASTIAN MICHAELS: The constant sidekick, the loyal subject whose past is shrouded in mystery ( SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER ).
Pandora counterpart: (To an extent) Gilbert Nightray.

Sebastian is the perfect butler in every way possible. He can do anything, cook anything, manage to clean up every type of mess under any circumstances and solve any crisis without getting a wrinkle in his suit. He can also hunt down and kill an entire battalion of mafia henchmen, rescue his master, survive getting shot thirty times and still make it in time to prepare the perfect dinner. Unlike Gilbert Nightray, as loyal as Sebastian is to Ciel, he isn't all that bothered about his well-being. He insults Ciel on numerous occasions and is obviously only obligated to save him because of the deal. Sebastian has a weak spot for cats, explains why I like him so much.

THE UNDERTAKER: The resident weirdo.
Pandora counterpart: Xerxes Break.

The Undertaker, as his name states, is an undertaker. He is voiced by Suwabe Junichi; I thought I'd just mention that because it's SUWABE JUNICHI! And as his occupation states, he undertakes the handling of dead bodies, more specifically in Kuroshitsuji, the bodies of the women killed by Jack the Ripper. When The Undertaker isn't busy digging his claws into the bowels of dead women, he orgasms on jokes. I'm not kidding. He gets high when he hears a good joke. He also serves his guests tea in beakers, who are shocked when they find out that the beakers the tea was served, inside the autopsy room of the morgue may have actually held human organs at one point. No shit. The Undertaker in the anime and the manga so far (as the first season of the anime has ended and the manga is still on-going) go in separate directions. In the manga, The Undertaker was once a member of the 'Evil Nobles' and in the anime, The Undertaker is a highly respected retired Shinigami.

GRELLE SUTCLIFFE: The RED.
Pandora counterpart: VINCENT NIGHTRAY!

Intermission: The first are foremost reason why Grelle Sutcliffe's awesomeness is blinding and his counterpart is Vincent, you're going to be floored by this beppin14; both are voiced by FUKUYAMA JUN! I used to not notice Fukuyama Jun or was indifferent about him, but he has since become one of my top five most favourite seiyuu's ever!

Grelle Sutcliffe is amazing with a capital A. His sparkling brilliance is unrivaled. His beauty is unparalleled. His amazing awesomeness will leave everybody in awe. Grelle Sutcliffe is one HOT BITCH because Grelle is a true blue, hot blooded, lipstick wearing, eyelash donning, high-heel strutting flaming homo!

Let's start from the beginning. We are introduced to Grelle Sutcliffe as the dull looking, incompetent bumbling butler who worked for Madame Red. I say worked for because he killed her with his scythe, which is a CHAINSAW. He and Madame Red were in cohorts, working as sole entity under the name of Jack the Ripper, killing and mutilating women in cold blood. But in actuality Grelle Sutclife is a--



( During his stint as Madame Red's bungling butler, he apparently swooned over Sebastian's ability and his reputation as the one butler to rule them all. We later find out, he swooned over Sebastian. Grelle Sutcliffe is in love with Sebastian. He likens their dramatic situation of impossible love, his being a Shinigami and Sebastian a demon, to the woeful tragic tale of Romeo and Juliet. )

( Grelle also isn't afraid of voicing his fantasies out loud, especially the fantasies that involve Sebastian (which are all of them). )

( AFGDKJSBFJIDHFNEKJFNEOFINEOFINEFOEOVUBDVJBVOIUBVOIBNOVHBVIUJBVIWURVBIWURVBWJR! )

Did I mention that Grelle refers to himself as 'Watashi?'

GRELLE SUTCLIFFE = WIN AT LIFE.

Although, I don't know what it is about Fukuyama Jun's characters and mutilating dolls.


There are so many other awesome character in Kuroshitsuji that I may have to make another post someday but for now, if this isn't enough reason for you to watch/read it, than I don't know what is. THIS MEANS YOU beppin14

I've only seen like 2 full episodes of True Blood season 2, but this pretty much sums up my thoughts;

I always like Shiwon with longer hair. My favourite hair on him is still his Don't Don hairstyle, not to mention the clothes. As opposed to Ryeowook who I like with shorter hair. The rooster crown works for him. Sungmin I like pretty much with any hairstyle EXCEPT his Don't Don hairstyle, while Hankyung's best hair is his Don't Don one. You see where I'm torn by the hairstyles in Don't Don (which I've mentioned like 5 times in this paragraph). Kyuhyun still has pretty much the same hairstyle since he joined Super Junior expect that it's browner and a little wavier. Heechul...improvement from his Sorry Sorry post release cut by 1793456789096 percent, but is he rocking the pony tail like Donghae?

Hell no.

Donghae can rock a 'fro like it's the 60's. Donghae is my favourite with his style this round. Donghae looks good with any hairstyle even his 'broke an egg over his head' dye job in Don't Don (which I loved and not just because it's his Sohma Hatsuharu hairstyle). Donghae is awesome. My mind still can't process how a guy can be that beautiful without looking feminine.

Eeteuk also has a ponytail, but it's still his Don't Don style only longer and darker. I don't like the too flat hair. It doesn't help that I saw that episode of EHB where they pasted his picture into a poster of H.O.T. I will always have that image ingrained in my mind. And because I know how good looking he can be with hair with a bit more life in it. Yesung is a person I can never take seriously no matter what kind of hairstyle he has. I look at his face and I have the numbers 81 -> 63 -> 59 flashing in front of my eyes.

Eunhyuk looks good with his hairstyle. I thought so when Sorry Sorry came out and I still think so now. Kibum and Kangin are MIA and Shindong is channeling Taemin (I feel like a pedophile just typing his name on my LJ).

SHINee's single Amigo is still awesome though. Is it just me, or does the ending bit sound like DBSK's O?

cwazy_weiven's Halloween party:

_pratz_ dressed as Marie Antoinette going to her death.
a_whisper_m dressed as Pavlova the ballerina -- dancing on point too.
amai_koibito dressed as James Polk.
animemusicstore dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Lucy.
aouda dressed as Kathie Lee Gifford.
artishlyruin dressed as a Little Riebold.Com employee.
arubaito dressed as Barney the dinosaur.
beppin14 dressed as a effort.
berrii_fics dressed as Jack the Ripper in a time machine, complete with gory knives.
branchfic forgot to put on clothes!
caelestin dressed as a bottle of Favgen.
chibi_ai dressed as someone who just poked themselves in the eye.
chochajin dressed as a new superhero: Time Man.
chodee dressed as the main character of "The Graduate".
chzbrgrodoomfic dressed as something warm, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
cwazy_weiven dressed as a monster from a Resident Evil game.
dodger_winslow dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia, and it suited them all too well.
dtn dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Pinky Liverbuns".
elisatsun dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
emo_chii dressed as the love child of Kevin Costner and Nicole Kidman.
fe_brice_ly dressed as a raccoon.
fenlings dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.
flame_s dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.
hotarumyst dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.
ickle_penguin dressed as Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.
iltb dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Arrogant Hunter.
jmdl dressed as Pamela Anderson - tarred and feathered.
joice1st dressed as a very fake witch-doctor complete with a collection of shrunken skulls, though it looked more like a witch.
kookiepup dressed as a brain.
kykou_yk dressed as a Care Bear.
ladya_sama dressed as a mineral goblin.
lonnie_chan gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.
lunaresque dressed as a quarterback for the Jaguars, and it suited them all too well.
mesmerisz dressed as David Blaine's sister.
miko_tsuki dressed as a pixie.
mirai_koukai dressed as legendary space hero Smash Slamchest.
none_neither dressed as blues legend Curly Gumbo Allison.
ohmilantaa dressed as Sandra Bullock riding a skunk.
owdray didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
peopleareshapes gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a gray meat.
pinkujisatsu didn't dress up, spoilsport.
queen_truus dressed as Lt. Cmdr. Data from "Star Trek".
rainne_yuumei dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
red_planet31 dressed as the King of Brunei.
reivenesque dressed as Arthur Agatston.
rose_melody2 dressed as a walking Guillotine.
sailorstarsun dressed as the Archbishop of Burlington.
scanky_chops dressed as Gabriella Sabitini, though it looked more like Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
seidy dressed as Winona Ryder.
selene_umi dressed as Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates, and it suited them all too well.
shitakaru_pat dressed as the resurrected dead -- complete with the most convincing coffin.
sii_chan dressed as the Still Power Ranger.
smilingbomb dressed as the Governor of New Jersey.
spiderliliez dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
svilleficrecs dressed as Helga the wisewoman, although the live snake was a mistake.
tezukalove dressed as a ghost, and it suited them disturbingly well.
tsumichu dressed as Estella Warren.
urasora gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as someone who just poked themselves in the eye.
utrose_graphics dressed as Gerald Ford.
waka_laka dressed as your uncle.
wayward_breeze dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 22 personalities did.
x_moonshine_x dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big, though it looked more like Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
xenium dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.
yunie_sigh dressed as Mde. Lachienne Foutue d'Enfer -- you don't wanna know, and it suited them all too well.
yzak dressed as a third baseman for the Tigers.
zapenstap dressed as a Level 12 paladin.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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I watched the Fullmetal Alchemist anime long before I read the manga because I was lazy and Riza Hawkeye was one of my first ever girl-crushes. Shipping Riza with Roy didn't even go against my obligatory dislike for het-pairings. Hell, it almost couldn't even be considered a het-pairing because the one who wears the pants in the relationship OBVIOUSLY isn't Roy.

But with the release of FMA: Brotherhood which apparently faithfully follows the manga where the former was a cheap bastardization according to some people--personally I didn't have a problem with the previous version because Ohkawa Toru is delicious as Roy Mustang and I'm a bit iffy about Shinichiro Miki, mainly because he's in every single anime ever made in the world--I decided to read the manga.

ASJDHSJFHJSKFGDFGBDJHFGBDKFGDJSFGDBCJHDFGDHFGAJBF!

If you haven't read it, GO DO SO LIKE NOW!

I love Riza Hawkeye, but manga!Riza is 300 times more badass than in the anime and we also get,

OLIVIER MILLA ARMSTRONG


Yes, Olivier Milla Armstrong. Yes, Armstrong as in related to Alex 'Strong Arm Alchemist' Armstrong, who is the little brother she bosses around and BEATS IN A FIGHT.

(Taken from Wikipedia)

Major General Olivier Milla Armstrong is an attractive (but outright fearsome) Amestris General charged with the protection of the Amestris/Drachma border, also known as "Brigg's Cliff". She is the older sister of Major Alex Louis Armstrong, although she bears little resemblance to the Strong Arm Alchemist. Major General Armstrong has a calm, collected demeanor, much like her mother; when combined with her strong figure and fearsome blue eyes, Olivier projects a powerful persona, earning the trust of those who serve under her at Briggs Cliff while earning Major General Armstrong the nickname "Northern Cliff of Briggs." Her right hand man is an officer named Captain Buccaneer, and, surprisingly, a soldier of Ishbalan descendant named Major Miles.

( As if you need more reason to fear Major General Armstrong )

And whenever she gets together with,

IZUMI CURTIS


( As if you need MORE reason! )

(Intermission: If the character makes it into the anime version, I want her to be voiced by Asakawa Yuu. That is all.)

But then again,
RIZA HAWKEYE


My first FMA girl-crush love is nothing to sneeze at either. Riza puts bad-ass in bad-assery.
( The Hawks eyes are on you, be afraid, like seriously )

I actually like Riza's original seiyuu. Not that I dislike Orikasa Fumiko (she did voice my number one most favourite female character of ALL TIME, Meia Gisborn) but because of Kuchiki Rukia, I've started to find her voice a little annoying.

And not to be outdone by any of them in ANY WAY, is,

RAN FAN


Whose loyalty to her Prince Miyano Mamoru is second to none.
( No less awesome over here guys! )

No one makes bad-ass female characters quite like FMA. But then again, I'm unfairly biased because both the first anime and Brotherhood have utilized Ueda Yuji's amazing awesomeness (for two separate characters). Ueda Yuji, if you didn't know, I categorize in my 'I WILL WATCH THAT ANIME JUST BECAUSE HE'S IN IT' category. He's THAT awesome.

I was watching Gundam SEED earlier when it occurred to me that Raw Le Kreuze (or however it's spelled) is the clone of Mwu's father. It occurred to me because he said so. Then I remembered than once upon a time ago when I was last into Gundam SEED, I wrote a Raw/Mwu fic and only now do I realize that it could basically be considered incest.

LOL talk about belated reaction.

Although I pimped Tears to Tiara like it was the Bees Knees a few posts back, right now I have no clue what the hell is going on plot-wise in the series. The last five chapters have been boring-ass flashbacks about Arawn who I've decided is fucking boring for a feared Maou originally named ( SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER )

Initially, I'd lost some interest in CROWS ZERO and I couldn't be bothered with the hassle of downloading the movie, especially knowing that the quality was at a 5 (according to pirated DVD quality rating of Malaysia), but I caved and watched it on Mysoju the other day.

I really liked it, even more so than the original. Serizawa and emo!Izaki were still made of awesome. Genji still annoyed the hell out of me, even more so than usual. Makise was still a creepy, gross fucker. The Mikami Brothers convinced me that if ever Ouran were made into a Live-action drama, that they should play the Hiitachin Brother. Miura was awesome in the 17.3 second screen time he had (but I might just be biased like that) and the movie done convinced me that Kirishima harbours a ginormous crush on Izaki.

( Follow me for the boys and gay and OTP and OT3 and gay and fight...you know you want to. IMAGE HEAVY LIKE WHOA )

In conclusions, CROWS ZERO II, like Izaki, is made from sheer, unadulterated, 100 percent AWESOME. Despite Genji's hair.

This is Suou Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club. Tamaki is a flaky, flamboyant and dramatic half-French aristocrat.


( More Tamaki here )

If Ouran were ever made into a Korean drama, I want Tamaki to be played by this guy:



( More Pierre here )
This is Pierre Deporte. He's French, he speaks fluent Korean and he looks really, really good blonde.

Due to an unexpected rainfall, my house started leaking. I'm sorry for breaking my promise BB! I'll try to come on tomorrow at about 9-ish bar anymore unexpected rain.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

beppin14, you are going to be so disappointed, disgusted and dismayed by my actions!

I, cwazy_weiven A.K.A. Reiven, A.K.A. Lydia, just read a Grimmjow/Orihime fic...AND LIKED LOVED IT!

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"I wasn’t being gentle. She didn’t want me to be gentle. It wasn’t just me who acted like an animal. I’m not the only one who bites. I’m not the only one who breaks. She pulls at me, heaves at me, arching and twisting and writhing so that I can barely hold her. It’s all skin and weight and force and strain. She tightened her hold on me with a groan, clenching at me like I was the only thing there. She was making me bleed. But she’s bleeding too. Her nails scratch deep.

AFGHFGDKJFBGFEUFHBJDKFBDLIFGELUFHEOFHEOFINLIUFBLIUFGFIUEBH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Now while we're on the subject of Bleach; I was watching the Turn Back The Pendulum saga a couple of days ago and couldn't get the name Hikifune Kirio out of my head until now, or rather until like two days ago when I had like 3 cups of coffee and was reminiscencing about a time when I didn't even like coffee, so naturally I started thinking about Bleach.

So Hikifune Kirio right; the former Captain of the 12th Division before she got promoted and was succeeded by Urahara Kisuke and apparently a mother figure to ( SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER )

IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

Naruto 459 is wasting far too much precious chapters on Danzo. I realize that he'd supposed to be like the Uno-bad guy in the entire series right now, but I find him fucking annoying. This is the reason I don't like reading/watching on-going mangas or anime, the wait frustrates me.

Same goes for Bleach 369; it's not that I don't like Hachi or Soi Fong, but the fight that that Espada has been going on for the past 54674567987 chapters. Not even the total accumilation of Ichigo's fights with Ulquiorra AND Grimmjow took that long. Right now, Soi Fong's momentary hesitation to help out Hachi TO BEAT THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF THE ESPADA SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE DEFEATED IN THE FIRST PLACE just because of some mysterious wrong Urahara had done to her in the past made me want to reach over into the chapter and slap her. I didn't even care about what he'd done, though I suspect it being something to do with Yoruichi really being in love with him.

At this point in the plot, nothing Tite Kubo or Kishimoto would pull out of their asses will surprise me anymore; instead I know that its going to irritate me having to wait a whole week for a new chapter.

I hate on-going manga.

Earlier, I used THIS to bash the shit out of THIS to make THIS and got some chili juice in my eye.

That was an AWESOME feeling.